Life and Death Episode 3 - The Shift that Kept on Giving
Hello and Welcome to Episode 3 of Life and Death. I wasn't intending to write about this, but given the weekend it just had to be done. This week's episode features one of the more bizarre shifts I have ever done since qualifying. It had everything from entertainment, to gossip and even included an emergency. Grab a coffee, sit back and enjoy. The Entertainment Mid way through my shift, I received a patient with a foreign body stuck up their rectum. Obviously, how do you keep a straight face with that? You just can't can you? Especially when taking observations and the patient moves, you occasionally hear a buzzing and vibrating sound from where the on switch of the bullet has been. If only I could have had a remote control to the toy and the shenanigans that could have taken place. So, how did it get there? Well you see it all the time on these TV shows where someone has "fallen" on to whatever is stuck up their arse - whether i...